Christian Cheese

Hii

2010-02-04T09:33:00.000-07:00

Would Jesus smoke pot?

2010-02-03T15:22:00.000-07:00

I don't understand the statement being made here. Is it "Jesus smokes pot?" Is it it "Jesus made pot?" A little help...?

Jesus Tag

2010-02-03T15:17:00.001-07:00

This is Trashy

2010-02-03T15:13:00.001-07:00

This fits into the category of "really?" Who is the targeted audience for this graffiti? The trash collectors? The dumpster diver? What is this accomplishing?

Miraculous? - pt. 4

2009-05-20T08:53:00.002-06:00

They call it "Cheesus." Read about it (him) HERE.

Miraculous? - pt. 3

2009-03-06T13:28:00.002-07:00

I apologize. I know this is pretty unreal but it's true. There is a movement of people checking the back sides of their pets for images of Jesus.

Dog Bottom

Miraculous? - pt. 2

2009-03-06T13:26:00.002-07:00

This is a fish stick.

Which one is the knock-off?

2009-03-03T10:05:00.004-07:00

Miraculous? - pt. 1

2009-02-10T20:50:00.004-07:00

A few weeks ago I mentioned in a sermon that we all seem to have a great attraction toward the "miraculous." We are all fascinated by these great signs. Are they of God? Are they coincidence? Are they human stupidity? Above is the first installment of this series. This is the famous "Nun Bun" - a cinnamon roll that may resemble Mother Teresa. What do you think?

The Many Faces of Jesus - pt. 2

2009-02-10T20:42:00.003-07:00

I'd never really thought of this but I guess...

Are you a winner?

2009-01-26T15:52:00.002-07:00

A friend sent this picture to me. His daughter Ingrid (notice the misspelled name) received this hat in Sunday School. Not only is she a "Winner with Jesus" but she is 1st place and quite patriotic to boot. PLEASE! Sunday School teachers - STOP!

Who is God?

2008-11-29T08:28:00.003-07:00

I don't understand what this shirt is trying to communicate. Will someone help me?

Arminian?

2008-11-29T08:24:00.002-07:00

Is it really this easy?

2008-11-29T08:20:00.001-07:00

Political Cheese #8

2008-09-26T12:58:00.004-06:00

(ht: M)

The many faces of Jesus - pt. 1

2008-08-04T20:25:00.002-06:00

Political Cheese #7

2008-07-19T07:41:00.003-06:00

NRA Jesus

Political Cheese #6

2008-07-19T07:39:00.003-06:00

God loves America most

2008-07-04T21:27:00.003-06:00

Every now and again people will send me material for this site. My only requirement is that the material is cheesy. This will do. This was sent to me from someone who was near the Sea of Galilee. This is a place mat. I don't understand it but I do believe it is cheesy. Thanks for the submission.

Political Cheese - #5

2008-06-23T13:11:00.002-06:00

If Jesus is elected does he only get two four-year terms? If so, what does he do after those eight years? He probably won't travel the globe for speaking engagements and book deals...because he already did that gig. What would Jesus do?

Political Cheese - pt. 4

2008-06-19T10:44:00.002-06:00

Icons?

2008-06-19T10:21:00.003-06:00

Question: Why did someone pay to have this sculpted?

Political Cheese - pt. 3

2008-06-17T21:27:00.004-06:00

I suppose I wouldn't put this on my car, but I may agree with it more than other things I have put on this blog.

Political Cheese - pt. 2

2008-06-06T19:34:00.004-06:00

I don't understand...at all...not even a little.

Political Cheese - pt. 1

2008-06-06T19:25:00.005-06:00

Really? If that's true wouldn't the Republicans always win?

Just in time for Easter - pt. 3

2008-03-16T17:45:00.004-06:00

There are several things that "christians" do that I will never understand. Below are several examples.
There has to be something wrong with chomping into or licking a cross - especially a cross that says "He is risen."

This is the kind of prayer necklace that could cause the youth of America to pray more.

Mmmm...Promise Seeds the original Scripture Candy (also known as candy corn for us pagans)

I don't understand. What are the flavor choices?

Just in time for Easter - pt. 2

2008-03-09T14:14:00.002-06:00

Really?! This is the best of both worlds. We get Jesus AND Easter? It can't be true.

Just in time for Easter - pt. 1

2008-03-09T14:04:00.004-06:00

What kid doesn't like candy for Easter? What Christian kid doesn't like cheesy 'christian' candy for Easter - especially when it's gummy Jesus sandals.

Nothing says Happy Easter like chewy shoes in the name of Jesus!

Nothing says BOING like Jesus!

2008-02-12T19:23:00.000-07:00

Very Religious Balls

2008-02-08T20:33:00.000-07:00

Car by car evangelism

2008-02-08T20:30:00.000-07:00

Would Jerry Garcia be proud?

2008-02-08T20:26:00.000-07:00

A clap offering anyone?

2008-02-08T20:23:00.000-07:00

Are these for people who are too lazy to clap? What is accomplished in clapping "for the Lord?"

Fetch!?

2008-02-08T20:17:00.000-07:00

...a few questions...
Would you throw this out for your dog?
If you catch it are you God?
Is Europe not part of the "whole world?"

Angelic bath toys

2008-02-08T20:14:00.000-07:00

Leap!

2008-02-08T20:11:00.000-07:00

A friend of mine sent me links to several slabs of cheesiness. Stay tuned! It's unbeleivable.

FBI-J?

2008-01-10T15:39:00.001-07:00

Skate or die!

2008-01-10T15:35:00.000-07:00

I was reprimanded for not posting any recent cheese. Here you go. I will try to start again. I thought many of you were becoming lactose intolerant - so I stopped. I will bring it back. Thanks for keeping me accountable.

More cheese later...

2007-11-06T13:42:00.000-07:00

I posted information about this last month and if I did not believe in the sovereignty of God I would say I was lucky because - I won! Well, it's a new month and that means a new giveaway.

So here are the prizes...
First prize: One copy of The ESV Listener's Bible on CD (as read by Max McLean) and one copy of Classics of the Christian Faith CD collection. The retail value of this prize is over $150.
Second prize: One copy of Classics of the Christian Faith CD collection.
Third Prize: One copy of Classics of the Christian Faith CD collection.

Those are great prizes! Would you like to win? Simply CLICK HERE!

When you enter please submit the referral number listed below

30163
Please enter the draw. Help me out. My kids need to eat tonight and they need new shoes and I ran out of gas and I...you get the point.

Jesus Cola

2007-11-01T19:49:00.001-06:00

The B-I-N-G-O

2007-11-01T19:44:00.000-06:00

The B-I-N-G-O, yes that's the game for me.

I win alone on the luck of the draw.

The B-I-N-G-O.

This little light of mine

2007-10-23T06:15:00.000-06:00

Tis the season

2007-10-18T06:14:00.001-06:00

Not Cheese!!! But free stuff...

2007-10-09T09:46:00.000-06:00

***I promise more cheese will be on its way...but for now -check this out!***

Tim Challies is having a monthly book give away. All you have to do is click on this link to sign up. If you do, please enter the referral code

20375

The prizes include...

First prize:
One case (Forty copies!) of The Truth of the Cross by R.C. Sproul along with a copy of Jesus the Evangelist by Richard Phillips (that's a retail value of over $600!). The forty books are not to be sold, but are to be given away or used for evangelism. Just think what you could do with forty of them. That's ten for people in the church, ten for family members, ten for Christmas gifts and ten to hold on to for just the right moment.

Second prize:
One copy of Jesus the Evangelist by Richard Phillips and admission for two to the Ligonier Ministries 2008 National Conference, Evangelism According to Jesus.

Third Prize:
One copy of Jesus the Evangelist by Richard Phillips and admission for two to the Ligonier Ministries 2008 National Conference, Evangelism According to Jesus.

**Note: If the second or third prize winners are unable to attend the 2008 National Conference, they may substitute admission for two to The Cross of Christ Regional Conference in Dallas/Fort Worth (November 2-3, 2007) OR any two books published by Reformation Trust.

Just hummmmm

2007-09-09T20:09:00.000-06:00

Nothing says love like a plastic novelty instrument. Collect all 4 colors and hum yourself into the church choir.

No Mistakes with Jesus

2007-09-09T20:07:00.000-06:00

Simply insert pencil and *poof* - no more mistakes!

Go Michigan!

2007-08-27T06:19:00.000-06:00

This shirt is from a Michigan football site. Part of the shirt is correct. You decide.

(ht - R. Les Lee)

...and He talks with me

2007-08-14T10:04:00.000-06:00

*from the maker*
Jesus Christ Talking 12-Inch Figure Description:

The most highly detailed and accurate Jesus Christ figure todate! This 12-inch action figure is a respectful presentation that includes hand tailored and period correct clothing, authentic accessories, and an adjustable doll stand. Also includes an individually numbered certificate of authenticity, biographical pamphlet, and a comprehensive historical timeline. The official biographical pamphlet covers the life of Jesus Christ with the inclusion of photographs obtained from the Library of Congress and biographical information from theChristian Bible.

Phrases include:
"I am the way, the truth and the life. No man cometh unto the father but by me."
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

JesusFish:thirty

2007-08-08T21:01:00.000-06:00

You thought the Swiss were good

2007-08-08T20:59:00.001-06:00

Jesus is watch-ing

2007-08-08T20:56:00.000-06:00

I'm the favorite

2007-08-07T17:59:00.001-06:00

Bounce on Jesus

2007-08-07T17:56:00.000-06:00

BibleFox

2007-07-23T12:29:00.000-06:00

If you use FireFox and you are a cheesey christian - this add-on is for you! Stop using those satanic browser buttons and convert to something that God endorses. Many of your co-workers will be asking you about Jesus because of your new browser buttons.

(ht - Rick)

Mmmm, carrots

2007-07-09T12:36:00.000-06:00

First he turns water to wine...

2007-07-09T12:15:00.000-06:00

Jesus Patch Kid

2007-07-06T16:44:00.001-06:00

How would a child play with this plush doll?

Holy in one?

2007-07-06T16:39:00.000-06:00

All dogs go to heaven

2007-07-06T16:37:00.001-06:00

Since the birth of Jesus...?

2007-07-03T13:14:00.001-06:00

So...before the birth of Jesus there was no such thing as life insurance...or...?

(ht - deb)

Evangelism at its finest

2007-07-03T13:10:00.000-06:00

A sister of a friend sent this to me a few weeks ago. I believe it is a bumper sticker. If you struggle with your feeble attempts at evangelism try this winsome approach.

(ht - deb)

DRAW me near...to Jesus - pt. 7

2007-06-23T15:22:00.000-06:00

DRAW me near...to Jesus - pt. 6

2007-06-23T15:20:00.001-06:00

Post your own caption in the comments.

Miracle Johnson

2007-06-11T11:48:00.001-06:00

Gone Fishin'

2007-06-11T11:45:00.000-06:00

My Jesus...?

2007-05-22T08:25:00.000-06:00

DRAW me near...to Jesus - pt. 5

2007-05-22T08:13:00.000-06:00

This series is going to take a twist. It is now going to be a "you supply the caption" series. Please post your caption in the comments.
Pt. 5 is dedicated to my friend Matthew. He collects clowns.

DRAW me near...to Jesus - pt. 4

2007-05-16T21:05:00.000-06:00

This series is going to take a twist. It is now going to be a "you supply the caption" series. Please post your caption in the comments.

DRAW me near...to Jesus - pt. 3

2007-05-15T08:25:00.000-06:00

Good prayer?

2007-05-15T08:21:00.000-06:00

(ht - dad)

DRAW me near to Jesus - pt. 2

2007-05-12T06:12:00.000-06:00

"You're Fired!"

DRAW me near... to Jesus - pt. 1

2007-05-08T20:20:00.000-06:00

Creepy, heavenly cheese

2007-05-05T18:27:00.000-06:00

Is God a mob boss?

2007-04-30T20:57:00.000-06:00

Who is Jes Ves?

2007-04-30T20:53:00.000-06:00

Does Jesus only save the USA? Are we the chosen race? What about Canada and Texas?

Halo Homie

2007-04-30T20:50:00.000-06:00

Is Jesus the only homie you have that has a halo? If so I bet your other homies are jealous.

Bad commercials - really bad shirt

2007-04-30T20:48:00.000-06:00

The original commercials are bad. It only makes sense that 'christians' would wear a shirt that is worse. Do you talk to God on your cell phone? I don't get it. - God

For the boys of summer

2007-04-24T08:30:00.000-06:00

I was going to make some comment about the greatest 'sacrifice' but decided that would be pushing the limits. I suppose all the guys who point to the sky could just wear one of these instead.

(ht - randall les lee)

Get out of Purgatory Free!

2007-04-13T21:10:00.000-06:00

"An imaginative and creative Catholic board game based on the principles and history of the Catholic faith. Build as many churches and cathedrals as possible in order to “help spread the word of the Lord”. Learn about the history and practices of the Catholic church, read scriptures related to Biblical locations, address financial management and provide community service as you move around the board."

Silly Rabbit

2007-04-04T10:12:00.000-06:00

"Lead your kids on a fun, faith-filled Easter egg hunt this year--one that will teach them about Jesus' death and resurrection! Each egg carton is filled with a dozen colorful plastic eggs with miniature symbols of the Easter story hidden inside. You'll find a donkey, three coins, a cup, praying hands, a leather strip, a crown of thorns, nails, a die, a spear, linen/gauze, and a stone, as well as one empty egg, representing the empty tomb. (Use only with adult supervision to prevent choking or other injuries due to small or pointed objects.)"

But don't you dare let them go to any devilish and harmful secular Easter Egg hunts with that dangerous bunny. Your kid will be scarred for life if you allow them to hunt for any Easter egg but the Resurrection Egg. Don't even think about it!

Jesus is my drug

2007-03-28T23:34:00.000-06:00

This is a design for a T-shirt. I have actually seen this on a shirt. What does it mean? Jesus is an illegal substance? Jesus is a substance that is only good for a little while until you need more? Jesus only works if you don't get the bad Jesus? I don't get it.

Jesus is watching

2007-03-27T09:05:00.000-06:00

Every home needs this creepy inverted face of Jesus with the optical illusion that he is actually watching you. He doesn't really see everything we do...does he?

Ahhh, no you di'nt

2007-03-25T20:36:00.000-06:00

Place this fun-loving Bobble-head Jesus on your dash and you will see his head shaking at you in disgust that you actually paid hard-earned money for this novelty sacrilege.

What does Jesus smell like?

2007-03-20T14:58:00.000-06:00

Finally, an air freshener that never loses its scent.

Double Sacrilege

2007-03-17T15:12:00.000-06:00

(ht - stephen major)

Deluxe Jesus

2007-03-14T09:30:00.000-06:00

Deluxe Jesus comes with 5 loaves and 2 fish and a jar to turn water into wine (non-alcoholic of course). The Deluxe Jesus also has glow in the dark miracle hands. (Other miracles sold separately).

J-Dog

2007-03-14T09:24:00.000-06:00

Cheeses Camp

2007-03-13T11:37:00.000-06:00

Cheeses Camp is worth watching just to experience the many different flavors of cheese. There is cheese about the government, evangelism at a bowling alley, and homeschooling. One of the cheese making warriors in God's army has a mullet like you wouldn't believe. If it's cheese you want - watch Cheeses Camp.

Can I Take Your Coat?

2007-03-09T22:08:00.000-07:00

I didn't want to believe it but these really are coat hangers. I don't know if this is cheese or sacrilege.

I'm Stuck on Jesus...

2007-03-06T20:59:00.000-07:00

Yankee Doodle Jesus - pt. 7

2007-03-01T09:44:00.001-07:00

This is a real poster. I did not make this one up. In fact, this is one of many posters about belief in God and being American. What do you think? Does American = belief in God?

Yankee Doodle Jesus - pt. 6

2007-02-27T21:50:00.000-07:00

What is the value of one of these coins?

Yankee Doodle Jesus - pt. 5

2007-02-22T18:02:00.000-07:00

Father, Son and...oh, wait...who was the third person of the Godhead?

Yankee Doodle Jesus - pt. 4

2007-02-21T14:19:00.000-07:00

Yankee Doodle Jesus - pt. 3

2007-02-20T19:53:00.000-07:00

I don't understand this either. Why would Jesus be standing next to Elvis? Is the artist saying that Jesus is THE "hunk-a-hunk-a burning love?" Either way it does prove that Jesus IS American.

Yankee Doodle Jesus - pt. 2

2007-02-20T10:14:00.000-07:00

I don't know what this means. Does anyone understand?

Yankee Doodle Jesus - pt. 1

2007-02-16T18:27:00.000-07:00

In honor of the upcoming Presidents Day I thought I would post some Americanized Christianity. Is Jesus really American? I call it "Yankee Doodle Jesus."

Well...?

2007-02-16T18:25:00.001-07:00

Be Mine

2007-02-14T09:18:00.000-07:00

Cheese for Your Car - pt. 5

2007-02-08T16:37:00.000-07:00